Вица на деня :)

[Networker]

Микротик хумор:

[111111]

HP IPMI генерира това съобщение на 2,6 кърнел

[ushoplias]

А на пачата краката са свински.

План за утре:

- да взема 4 прасенца;

- да им нарисувам номера 1, 2, 3 и 5;

- да ги пусна в метрото;

- да гледам сеира на охраната как търчи и търси номер 4.

[111111]

What's new in 7.0:

 *) dude - 5.0 package released for PPC and CCR platforms

 *) ppp - LNS/LAC support added

 *) ppp - CoA updates now supported for all ppp services

 *) openvpn - UDP transport support

 *) ipsec - VTI support added

 *) bonding - added support for TRILL

 *) wireless - fixed auto frequency feature, all existing chipsets now support 802.11ac;

 *) console - more colors added to terminal output

 *) ethernet - added option to enable 802.3af/at from terminal on new CRS PoE models  (will be disabled by default);

 *) ethernet - added GUI setup mode for switch chip vlan configuration

 *) routing - new routing package released for CCRs;

 *) system - Routers will now print money  (will be disabled by default);

 *) safe mode replaced with april fools mode

[plameni]

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

but you might not get it.
UDP,
I have a joke about

[111111]

[plameni]

"Щом си имаш putty, не ти трябва UI !"

[plameni]

- юзъра е admin,
паролата е същата.
- syshtata, sushtata, sashtata, su6tata, sy6tata или sa6tata?

[niki5]

Вица от деня вчера .Надвеси ли сме се 4 фирми доставчици  над една шахта прави проверка БТК.И идва един възрастен човечец с таблет :

-Млади момчета да ви питам някой от вас да разбира от интернет .........